Ugly cute

Look at what we found in the grocery store:

Are they rotten?  Isn't someone supposed to toss bad produce out? 

Apparently they're supposed to look this way and they taste like a mixture between grapefruits and oranges. I guess you can't tell a piece of fruit from its cover. 

Mix ins

This morning I woke up and felt inspired. So I scrounged around the cupboard and found some items to add into my Saturday morning pancakes.

Walnuts, bananas, oatmeal, craisins, and oreos, oh my!

The fruit of my labor:

Oreo pancake- is it eaten for breakfast or dessert?

Though the process was immensely enjoyable, the products varied in quality.

• Banana and walnut pancakes- Tasty but my bananas looked mushy
• Oatmeal and craisin pancakes- The oatmeal added an interesting gritty texture 
• Oreo pancakes- Sadly, they just tasted like an oreo dropped in pancake batter 

Mix ins- 1
Home cook me- 0
You've bested me this time, mix ins!

Oh Tiffany

Yesterday I ran into a small mishap.  I realized I forgot to register this semester.  Oh no! Three weeks past the registration deadline I was extremely worried and quickly contacted my school.  There, I talked to someone named Tiffany.  Super nice and understanding, she worked everything out.

Here's a poem that I wrote about the situation:

I woke up this morning feeling pretty scared
Forgot to register for my class, how would I fare? 
Waited till nine and dialed my cell,
And hoped and hoped that things would go well,
Then hark, that voice from the registrar's office
No attitude, no berating, no accusing me for my mess
Oh Tiffany, oh Tiffany, so nice, so kind,
Now I won't be kicked out on my big  fat behind.

Friendy produce

I keep hearing that kids need to eat more fruits and vegetables.  Worried about our nation's health, I've come up with a great solution: Friendly fruit and veggies.

Here's my logic:  If we make produce look more appealing, kids will want to eat them.  Still unsure what I'm talking about?  Here's a visual.

Hello kids.  We're friendly oranges.  Please eat us. 

Don't you want to eat them up?

Heartbeat

I recently visited the doctor and heard baby's heartbeat for the first time. 

170 beats per minute- similar to the heart rate of a puppy.

 Puppy picture taken from here