True blue fan

You know a child is a true Food Network fan when you hear her having this conversation:

Adult:  What do you want to be when you grow up?
5-yr old niece:  A food chef.  But first I have to win a competition.

A future Iron Chef

Funny words

While traveling this Thanksgiving, we saw quite a few funny signs, ads, and labels:

Perhaps this car would like some company?

Aren't they cute?  I'd like one Pity Party please.

This sign greeted us as we returned to Michigan.  Welcome home!

Have you ever paid for smells?

Strange, right?  I guess you always have to read the fine print.

Food Mugshots

WARNING:  If you see these products in your local supermarket, turn around and walk away! 

Consider this a warning.  These products are tasteless impostors.

Friends don't let friends eat Instant Indian.