After seeing my all my nieces and nephews this Christmas, I realized two things:
(1) I love them very much.
(2) Young children are like vampires.
Here are six reasons why children are similar to vampires.
Reason 1: They’re super strong.
Reason 2: They're super fast.
Reason 3: They suck your…energy.
Reason 4: They don’t sleep at night.
*Repeat this scene at 4:00, 5:30, 6:15, and 7:00 |
Reason 5: They’re incredibly good looking.
No matter what the parents look like, their offspring is always cute |
Lastly, reason 6: They can control your mind.
Don't stare into his eyes, or you too will fall under his spell |